“Asian chicks in Native American costumes - Now that’s my shit.”
-Sean Fernandez (10/31/2012)
“AUAUAUAUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! UGHHHHHHAHAHHHAHAHHHAGAGAGAGAGGAAH!!!! FOOCKCKOOSKOKOKOKOKKKKKCKCKKK AUUGHGHGHH!! AGH”
-Sean FErnandez (9/20/2012)
“Fuck you coffee.”
-Sean Fernandez (9/5/2012)
“And that’s why you don’t let short people pour the ice into the soda machine.”
-Sean Fernandez (8/28/2012)
“Never ever forget what it means to be a kid.”
-Sean Fernandez (8/22/2012)
“Foul, Foul, Foul, Foul, Foul, Foul, Foul, Foul…”
-Sean Fernandez (8/12/2012, 2012 Olympics Basketball, USA vs. Spain)
My Sister’s 12th Birthday
Haley: *looking at birthday card signed by everybody*
“Mom, why did you write Sean’s name here?”
